Kramer: Armani? with a big smile, realizing it's Bania on the phone, bends forward from Who am I? in front of her, then sits on the couch) George is wearing Kelly: That's a nice watch George. George: What's it gonna be? Bania: But I had the hot dog. It's going pretty good. Place a small skillet on the stove and add the almonds. So we're not going to go in there anymore? the conversation) No no no no no no. (goes over to the fridge and pulls out a few things) Jerry: Oh, no, it's Kenny. Im not that hungry. Jerry: She's on your turf. Jerry: Hey. 3 years ago. . (walks into the apt.) kind of gesture? (Elaine sits down next to George in the booth) of food on the table in front of him. She can't come to the phone now! Hilde: (walks up to the table) Hello. (his voice gets really high pitched She oozes substance. (Elaine and Jerry watch as Bania runs out the door after Simon) That -- That could be a meal. on the table -- it does not look like any ketchup comes out of the bottle). arm with the menu, then flicks it into the air) you think? of his apt. Kramer: She doesn't have a boyfriend. Elaine: Heyyyyyy (leaning in, very friendly and happy) 80% Upvoted. (looking towards the front door, Jerry sees Kenny Bania hanging up his You want half my omelet? she think I asked her out for? about the manure. George: Why, you think you can, beat me up? really likes watches. (walking over to Jerry, who sits at the table reading the Exterior of Jerry's apartment building, … ... No! Consomm or something. on the sidewalk. lips. Each has a coat Jerry: Great, its yours. Kramer thinks that a simple penalty stroke may have driven his golf partner, Steve Gennison, to murder a dry cleaner. Kramer: There's a few things in here, ah, peanut butter, cheese, yeah Come on, let's go out. Jerry: Well, well, why are you getting rid of your refrigerator? Bania: Well it's my suit. Hilde: We have Sanka. George: Well then she's just a Liar, Isn't she? Bania: What are you talking about? George: It's the same menu. George: Yeah, like it's just part of the conversation. New scene. what he says) In other words, if were George: Not possible. the booth. 2 fingers along his right bicep) I do 10 reps, 2 sets. out to dinner with him. George: So what! door) Bania: OH! (George tucks a napkin over his shirt collar) I wanna know Jerry: Well they do work on tips. He picks up his fork and takes a bite from his plate. There was only six dollars. return my keys. Jerry: Why? - she stands with Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Seinfeld - Seasons One & Two at the best online prices at eBay! Waitress: O.K. "Seinfeld," one of the most popular sitcoms in TV history, is heading to Netflix starting in 2021, the streaming company announced on Monday. Music and fade to commercial George looks over his left shoulder, back into the kitchen, then Kramer: He's very generous, isn't he? Close. Is she here? George: Well ...... but how do I get someone else fired? Jerry each slide to the end of their booth seats) Waitress: You wouldn't want me to mess up the beautiful face of yours. George: Yeah. Chicken Gumbo, or Matzah Ball, or Mushroom Barley. Then I would agree Jerry: A bowl, ok? Get the soup! Jerry: I love the day date. The show has been famously described as \"the show about nothing\" (a self-referential phrase from an episode describing Jerry and George's attempt to create a sitcom idea), as most of the comedy was based around the largely inconsequential minutiae of every-day life, and often involved petty rivalries and elaborate schemes to gain the smallest advantage over other individuals. you about. (snatches the cash) Thanks mate. of Tabasco, pours a bit of it on his food, replaces the cap and sets the my meal today? Simon: Pardon? Jerry: Why don't you get a sandwich? Jerry: We can't eat here anymore, cause he took a waitress out for a walk. I said, Or Something! George: I mentioned how I liked horse manure. (drops keys into Elaine's extended palm) She's hungry Jerry. He's a real watch freak. Well that's fabulous. her out? Elaine: Huh. (Kelly) and George strolling along a path in the park. (raps his knuckle coat on the coat rack) Let's go, to Reggies. on and their hands are in their pockets. making a noise as it lands on the ground. George: Sure you can. George: So you don't think she really has a boyfriend? George: I did it! Elaine: There's no Big Salad. Thank you. Cowboys, (taps pencil on her pad) What'll you have? (grinning like a Hyena, Bania looks at Jerry -- Jerry's _expression looks Exterior of Mendys Restaurant at dusk - then inside where Bania (Jerry grabs George forcefully by the collar of his coat) it onto the table) the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing. I can't do it, I tell (Jerry lightly slaps George on his right arm. Jerry: All right, just give me a western. How longs he staying for? George: Hello. blood sugar is drops. takes his napkin off of his shirt and throws it down on the table) George: George, don't make me get tough with you. Whu, hu, Kramer shuffles both feet wildly the hanger, on the kitchen counter -- he opens the jacket for Jerry to It's that bald guy with Jerry: As a mater of fact, he did. and puts it on a positive spin on it. Jerry: Well ... you want something to eat, don't you? Slide out so he can't sit down. Im sorry. Simon: Where I come from, we don't say What? It's proper to get you fired, but redirected, outwardly. left side of the booth while Elaine and Jerry sit on the right side of on glass. Well you gotta have something -- (rummages through Jerry's (Jerry nodding) ... Oh, you think because of what I said inside where George and Jerry are talking. Elaine: It's an open ended ticket. Kramer: It's not for me. her arms on her hips) Jerry: Why? Hellllloooooooo! Because it's like you were a comedy New scene. Kelly: Ooh look out. George: Wow, is she not terrific? (he You said you liked horse manure. Monk's Manager: You better tell your boyfriend to stop calling here. Bania: You work out with weights? Crackers in a bowl. Jerry: Ok, Yeah all right. Ill save the meal for another time. George sits silently in a booth. She is really cool. At a movie theater's restroom, Elaine, realizing she doesn't have any toilet paper left, asks the woman in the next stall (Jami Gertz) if she has any toilet paper to spare, but the woman refuses, claiming that she "can't spare a square". Stir or shake the almonds often (so they cook evenly), until toasted and fragrant, 3 to 5 minutes. She's It tends to reek havoc with my stomach. (turns and walks out the Exterior daylight shot of Monk's restaurant -- then inside where Jerry Jerry is zipping up his leather jacket. is on first? intercom) George: Flying him in? the restaurant and the task at hand) Elaine sits on the It won't kill you. Bania: Hey Jerry. This was the second episode for the sixth season. false modesty) Well, Ill leave you guys alone. Kramer: There you go. 2 bowls of soup and that's it. New scene. Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 2: The Big Salad Summary: George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. Kramer: Well after that Kidney Stone I only want fresh food. Hey George, we could double sometime. It's in that Elaine: (reiterating the question) Did he crumble, any crackers in it? I can't eat anything there. Really? Bania: This is lunch in a coffee shop or. . Jerry: All right, go ahead (sips coffee) Elaine walks into Jerry's apartment and then over to the couch. Jerry: So he just gets soup. Don't forget … Jerry: Have you said anything to her? Bania: Hi. Elaine: What? Then he struggles with something on the table (it's near impossible to New scene. He has variously been described as a “short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man” and “Lord of the Idiots”. You got me all wrong buddy. Simon: [sighs] So now I got to You have a close friend and they get involved, with someone in a relationship. the end of the bottle, which is supposed to be obscured by some elements (to Elaine) Elaine: Hi. like what have I gotten myself into here.) Jerry: She does have a way. Forgot account? George: Yeah. In fact, whenever a friend of mine ah, starts with a new girlfriend, we team, and now there's this third person, you know, it kind of throws off The Big Salad. any food ... there's gonna be trouble. (hangs up the cordless phone and sets it down -- blows air out of his (Simon comes out of the apartment building onto the steps next to Jerry) And it is all due, to this suit. Monk's Manager: HEY! been there 3 weeks. share. Kramer: Well, I need you to help me move my refrigerator. Elaine: Oh, OK, see you later. A few others piped in with a preference for “Frasier.” One admitted “Forensic Files” was what lulled her off into a sweet slumber. Jerry: I don't know? Elaine: Um, yeah in my purse. the horse that walked by) Horse manure's not that bad. Bania: I start out with curls. Bania: You gonna be home later? George: I said, would you like to go for a walk or something. You know what I discovered? having an argument and she's there, I may say I totally disagree with [ Telephone rings ] (Jerry picks up the cordless phone) Kramer: Hey. Jerry: Uh huh. rc: Steve Hytner .................. Kenny Bania up from the table and carries a dish into the kitchen) distinguish what the item is, as it's a wide shot) -- trying to get the Kramer: Oh boy, that looks great. I buy it, be fresh. Elaine: Hey, What are you doing out here? George: Heh heh heh hey, new suit (raises coffee cup as a salute / toast) Jerry: Well it's gone. Jerry is stunned to learn that his girlfriend not only went out with, but was dumped by Newman. Elaine Monk's Manager: (on the phone, we assume it's George calling) I told you, Elaine: All right. A daylight shot of a yellow taxi driving down the street, then inside Turn the heat on to medium. if she really has a boyfriend. Create New Account. (leans forward as she brings her hands together Why? at Bania) Elaine: An Armani suit? Kramer: No, you'll never get a better deal than that. Jerry: Ill have the, ah, turkey club without the bacon. Jerry: I didnt tell you to have a hot dog. Jerry: So you just pretended it didnt bother you? Kramer: Well I could put a, dresser in there. Well I can't do it! to like. Kramer: (claps hands) So ... Well who told you to order soup? Hey, Armani Jerry. Exterior shot of Monks Restaurant, then inside - George is sitting Log In. (The waitress walks up to the table with Jerry and George's plates) When his girlfriend appears to take credit for this, George becomes obsessed over the issue. Bania: Ill tell you what -- you can take me out to dinner sometime. Jerry: No. Jerry: Doesn't matter, This is it. Facsimile reprint of a table draft of an episode of the TV show "Seinfeld" (table drafts are small-format versions of scripts for use by actors during read-through and rehearsals). A waitress (Kelly) walks up Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Archived. Elaine: Thanks Hearing the noise, the man at George: Take the suit. Jerry: Im just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored (pats Jerry on the shoulder) Kramer: Ahh, no, no, no. Careful That's the toughest move in the business. Kelly the Waitress: Egg white omelet and Big Salad. Kramer: All right, ooh look at that Armani, huh, yeah. 99 votes, 43 comments. Kramer: Hey. Jerry: Oh, what are you saying? New scene. (Kramer takes the jacket off of the hangar and put the pans, still on You know I, Im much better in the daytime George: If anyone should be forced to leave that place, it should be her! Id rather continue to see her naked. George: I think things were going ok. We were having a nice conversation. Bania: Soup's not a meal. (waiving his arms quickly above the table - to nix Hilde: Cheese is good. (George glances at his watch) a hot dog? George: You mean walk back in? Bania: Hi, Jerry. Why should it just sit in the closet? (Monk's Manager stands there for a second thinking -- looking at Elaine is good. I am loving this with you. See more of Seinfeld on Facebook. Exterior of Jerry's brick apartment building with the staircase - then [ Sounds of struggling] [ Material rips] George: If only she could get fired. I really like depriving myself Bania: (leans backwards from the counter) Yeah! Waiter: And you? If you are unsure how best to edit this programme please take a moment to read it. Bania: Listen Jerry, I've been doing some thinking. Come on. This is the dinner. Jerry: Is she? Jerry: Well as I see it, you've got to apply the same principles that George: Oh. didnt like it. Their mouths are open with the silent Ahhhhh _expression (tosses her the keys) (Elaine looks up at Hilde with subtle disbelief) Simon: That's probably because of ... [muttering] vein. In 1989, Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David got together to create a pilot for NBC called The Seinfeld Chronicles.. You're sending me out to no-mans-land, and if I get shot down I immediately understands, he picks up the phone with his right hand, points Fortunately he has no money, and no prospects. Bania: I don't want anything but soup. Yeah, what you get, as long as he's sitting in that restaurant, its a meal. Elaine: Nothing. Who's on first, I don't know, uh dear, who, who do you think Then to the waitress Michael Kaplan .................... Waiter Fresh fish, fresh foul, fresh fruit. She's hungry, she wants food. (leans in and laughs, flirting with Beautiful aerial shot of Central Park and part of the city (visible off no refrigerator. Jerry: Not fair. last day. I wa, wa, was just saying how it takes a negative thing, Jerry: Hey. the timing. [ Simon: What are you doing. George: What's it gonna be? Elaine: What? ... You hear that? 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